Stick Man Runner — Dash, Jump, Laugh, Repeat Ready for adorably creepy chaos? Sprint through wild levels, time perfect jumps, and dodge bonkers obstacles while a giggly baby laughs when you wipe out. Tight controls, instant restarts, goofy vibes—total “one more run!” energy. Why it’s awesome - Lightning-fast arcade fun with super responsive taps - Original soundtrack by GREEN ALIEN SQUAD - Baby laughter when you lose plus playful roasts - Adorably creepy style and crunchy sound effects - Quick sessions for big scores or long marathons - No accounts. Works great offline. No ads. Ever. You paid for the game—thank you. That means: no ads now, no ads later, no ads ever. Just pure playtime. Made with care - Smooth on modern iPhones and iPads - Clean, kid-friendly UI - Built by weirdos who love games and even weirder aliens First-time indie dev note This is my first app as an independent developer. GREEN ALIEN SQUAD is my home, and I work with The Green Alien Man to bring this silliness to life. Your support means everything—every download, review, and share helps me keep building fun stuff. Thank you. Publisher note This app is published under Brandon Walker for now while GREEN ALIEN SQUAD is legalized. Brandon works with GREEN ALIEN SQUAD (also known as Brandon Lee Wyatt), the developer behind the code and website. Once the paperwork lands, future updates will appear under GREEN ALIEN SQUAD. Same team, same chaos, same aliens. Join the squad We read every review. Drop feedback, brag about high scores, and bring your friends. Find the Discord link on the home page at greenaliensquad.com — the greatest alien community in the world. Now go, little stick hero—dash, jump, and make those aliens proud.
