What if your snack came with an expiration date… for you? Welcome to Death Label — the only app that lets you scan your food and find out how many minutes it just shaved off your life. Using real public health data and an irreverent sense of humor, Death Label gives you instant, brutal feedback on your everyday meals. Burgers, protein bars, energy drinks, kale salads—nothing is safe. One scan, and you’ll never see food the same way again. What You’ll Get: • Minutes lost or gained per food item, based on ingredients and health impact • Instant analysis with a clean, no-BS interface • A growing database of thousands of foods and drinks • The ultimate conversation starter (and shareable result) • A daily reminder that, yes, those nachos do hate you Why You’ll Keep Using It: • It’s darkly hilarious • It’s uncomfortably insightful • And it might just save your life… or at least make you think twice Think of it as: The nutrition label’s evil twin. The calorie counter with existential dread. A food tracker that slaps. Download Death Label — and meet your meal’s true cost. Death Label is intended for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always consult your physician or a qualified healthcare provider before making any dietary or health-related decisions. Do not rely solely on this app for your nutrition or wellness planning. Terms of use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
